How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?
(Source: deucebasket)
Seth Cohen & Stiles Stilinski 1/2
(Source: drumsofdeath)
just a friendly reminder that we are closer to 2017 than 2007
toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”
fries
do you ever look back at your mistakes
(Source: aiclan)
If you could make your own house motto and sigil, what would they be?
i think we can all relate to the motto of house bradley-west
(Source: agenderjolras)
I WAS ON THE PHONE WHEN I SAW THIS
IN MID-SENTENCE
I LITERALLY WENT “I don’t think it’s that expensive of a re……oh fuck me!”
(Source: brostephhhx)
we are never
getting back together
PARTY AT MY PLACEi’ve got the alcohol covered
i’ll bring some soda
ill bring the drugs
I’LL BRING THE BITCHES
i got the pot..
GOT THE DOUGH AND THE GREEN.
REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE JESUS CHRIST.
WHY DOES EVERYONE FORGET THE CHIPS?
(Source: dantebacso)
Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.
This needs to be on a shirt
do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again
I pointlessly open the fridge too.
sometimes i just stand in the middle of the living room and look lost.
Why am I in the bathroom
(Source: jackwildering)
i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week
and Leonardo DiCaprio played the male lead in both them.
Without winning an oscar for either
somehow we always end up here
