mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink
when your mom says no to mcdonalds
i love sleeping to avoid problems
WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS
honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office
My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero.
Finishing homework at 4am
marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you
"SIT LIKE A LADY"